Friday, 31 December Christmas selection. I recently had a visitor from the state of Texas. For three days all I heard from him was "In Texas we have the best this, the largest that, the fastest that," etc. It eventually became very annoying. While standing at the brink watching millions of gallons of water rushing over, I noticed the look of awe in his eyes.
It was then I asked him: "Do you have anything like this in Texas? Answer: It's Christmas, Eve! This blonde is on main street and she sees this t. So she walks in and says to the man at the counter, "I would like to buy the t. The blonde left, a little sad and puzzled. She goes home and dyes her hair brown. She went back to the store and says to the same man at the counter: "I would like to buy the t. So she goes home and dyes her hair black this time.
They were all talking about each others hair. The blonde said: "Oh, I poured bleach on mine. Wednesday, 24 November Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. My eyesight has got so bad. Once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went. He can't help. He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law. Thursday, 11 November Be a frog! A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.
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Who gets saved? A: America. Labels: USA. Sunday, 17 October Pearly Gates. A Avalon - Benny Goodman And His Orchestra - The Golden Age Of Benny Goodman finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. Peter explains that it's not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed. Peter asked the man, "Were you religious in life?
Did you attend church services? Peter told him, "That's bad. Were you generous? Did you give money to the poor? To charities? Did you do any good deeds? Helped your neighbor?
Peter was becoming concerned. Exasperated, St. Peter said, "Look, everybody does something nice sometimes. Work with me, I'm trying to help. Now think! I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her. I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back.
I then helped her Your Call - Rodney Slaters Parrots* - Parrotopia! her feet. I then went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face".
When did this happen? Sunday, 3 October Baptism. Three little boys were concerned. Because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. Paul Anka - Dance On Little Girl decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday School. So they went to the nearest Church. But, only the Janitor was there One little boy said, 'We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us.
Will you baptize us? He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, One at a time. Then he said, 'You are now baptized! What do you think that means? Thursday, 16 September The Tooth Fairy. Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in.
Sincerely, The Tooth Fairy. Wednesday, 15 September The police pulled a man over. The police pulled a man over and said "sir did you know that you are going 20 miles over the speed limit? How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two--one to bemoan the darkness until the other redefines something else as light. How many Analytic Philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? None-its a pseudo-problem How many monists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly, there is only ONE monist How many Your Call - Rodney Slaters Parrots* - Parrotopia!
does it take to change a light bulb? How many liberation theologians does it take to change a light bulb? None--WE shot out the bulb in the name of Christian revolution! How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one to aim the x-ray machine but the bulb changes very, very slowly. How many Creation Scientists does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one to change it quickly, and one to point out that no transitional forms occurred at all. How many Sceptics does it take to change a light bulb? Actually, they won't do it--they have no sense of urgency about the situation--they aren't sure they're really in the dark How many theodicists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Epicureans does it take to change a light bulb? None-they're too busy taking advantage of the darkness! How many Hegelians does it take to change a light bulb? None-the bulb is just at one dialectical pole between 'bright' and 'dark'--it will eventually synthesise Your Call - Rodney Slaters Parrots* - Parrotopia! into at least some dim glow for us How many Cartesians does it take to change a light bulb?
None--unfortunately, when the bulb blew out, they were all so shocked that they stopped thinking for that brief moment--and 'poof', they all just blinked out of existence.
How many capitalistic exploiters of the working classes does it take to change a light bulb? That is the historically determined role of the proletariat! One more, not philosophical, Mäntyharjun Pojat - Veikko Lavi - Veikko Lavi 1952-1956 Vol. 2 many tech-support people does it take to change a light-bulb?
Please continue to hold. Your call is very important to us. Tuesday, 14 September Light bulb changing joke, Christian-style. Q: How many agnostics does it take to change a lightbulb?
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