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Your Call - Rodney Slaters Parrots* - Parrotopia!


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Label: guilty dog records - DOG0001 • Format: CD Album • Country: UK • Genre: Jazz, Rock • Style: Contemporary Jazz, Art Rock, Prog Rock
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None--unfortunately, when the bulb blew out, they were all so shocked that they stopped thinking for that brief moment--and 'poof', they all just blinked out of existence.

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