Top definition. A euphemism for male masturbation. I think I'm gonna head home early and slay the dragon. Slay The Dragon unknown. Having sex with a girl on her period.
When your done you look down at your cock and it looks like you just won an epic Laids Crétins Des Alpes - Mortel ! between you and your bloody mistress.
Sara told her man she wasn't sure if they should be having sex that night since she was on her period. He told Slay The Dragon - Whiskey Avengers - Wet And Wreckless - Round 2 he's up to Slay The Dragon. Slay the Dragon unknown. I got too drunk last night. I found some fatty boom-boom. We Are The Sound - Alexisonfire - Crisis thing led to another ; I decided to slay the Dragon.
November 30, Do great today! Slay the dragon unknown. Engaging in sexual conduct with the ugliest girl dragon of a group of women.
Pairing off almost naturally occurs for the beautiful woman but nobody is willing to claim the dragon. Generally though has more pervesion and more willing to put out over the more attractive specimens. Is known to lick your buttholein which case you are told to marry her. Also known as taking one for the team. Beve : What chicks are we boning tonight? Parker: Heck no man, your gonna slay the dragon tonight! You get Whitney haha. Beve: Thats what I'm talkin about! She'll lick your butthole!
To masturbate. Friend 1: how did your date go? Friend 2: horrible. She stood me up so I went home and had to slay the dragon using my tears as lube.
Unclog a shit from a toilet by reaching in and pulling it out with one's bare hand. Dude, I dropped a monster deuce in the dunny and had to slay the dragon. GCF Almond RedLight IWFY Nyorn Kentucky klondike bar Toog Treway Shrewd negotiator Parma Jawn
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