Your Life! TV Tropes! What happens when you take historical figures, popular media personalities, and fictional characters, and have them pair off and compete against each other You get Epic Rap Battles of History. You can find the first season on Nice Peter's YouTube channel, hereand the subsequent seasons on the official channel for the show.
You can also watch any episode as well as check out character bios and official voting results on the official website listed above. In DecemberPeter and Lloyd also premiered a spinoff series, Flash-in-the-Pan Hip-Hop Conflicts of Nowadayswhich simply feature the two in a studio rapping as their respective characters — these are for requests that are popular but that the crew don't feel warrant a full ERB production. Now has a Recap page which is currently under construction.
He brags about the people he butchered and even calls himself the spawn of the devil. Example of: Card-Carrying Villain.
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Rogers: I'll say this once Laurence, I hope it's understood. Get right back in your van and get the fuck outta my neighborhood. Morgan's "gross ghost proboscis" while the camera focuses on Scrooge's own funny nose. Socrates tells Voltaire to "keep his fat nose in his coffee". Tony Hawk says that Wayne Gretzky's nose has such a steep slope, even he wouldn't use it as a ramp.
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I'm cleaning up like a Wet-nap — boast! I drive around in a hatchback — beep beep! I'll end your story like Snapchat — ghost! I'm more rock 'n' roll than you've ever been! Don't believe me? Ask Led Zeppelin! Morgan: Your greed is the curse that will tear you apart. What good is your purse if you're poor in your heart? Albert Einstein: When Sonic Beatdown - Various - Close-Up Presents Nuclear Blast apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown.
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I'll school you anywhere, MIT to Oxford. All your fans will be like, "Um, that was Hawk-ward! You better be scared! Martin Luther King: I'm the King of civil rights from the city to suburbia.
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